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Longpig and the Femcans

Biography


FANTASY ONLY : WE ARE A CANNIBAL BAND : FANTASY ONLY

LongPig and the FemCans now features:

LANA
VOCALS

JUNE
GUITAR

NOM NOM PIG
DRUMS

JOHNNIE
BASS

At first listen you might be a bit confused about their music, singing about piggies. When they speak about piggies they are referring to the two legged, longpig kind. The human animal.

You see, Their fans consider themselves pigs and wear pig masks. They fantasize about Femcans, female cannibals, eating them.

That’s why they are the most Dangerous and Exciting band on the Web

You will hear them mention a place called Safe Haven; that is their fantasy human pig farm, where they train men to become pigs. The piggies plow the gardens, do maintenance on the stables as well as fatten them up if needed. It is a very relaxing simple life; then on their special day they get invited as dinner.

You might even see Femcore Inc on Their content. Femcore is their meat distributor. They raise Longpigs at  Safe Haven and then distribute their meat to Femcans all around the world through Femcore

Formed in 2015, LP&FC released their first album in 2015 “Flesh for the Table” Then the following year their  widely anticipated new album “ExploreYour Inner Pig”.

Then they released a bunch of singles

Now reformed in 2021 they are ready to unleash tons of new and unreleased material

Pushing beyond straight rock/metal, LP&FC is exploring many different forms to find just the right blend.  Some success with country suggests we may see more of that soon.  And the group has a variety of other projects in the works as well.  Cartoons, photos, videos and stories all turn up in the busy world of Femcan Lana & LPFC

That’s why they are called Longpig and the Femcans. The music is dedicated to the pigs, which is why longpig is first; they want them as their dinner.

It is all fantasy of course. They don’t eat their fans. If they did, then what would they do? Nobody would be around to listen to their music.

They create music mostly on the comical lighter side of cannibalism.

Men always knew they were just pigs, and the LP&FC music is designed to bring them to the truth. They really are just pigs and this is their new mantra:

MEN ARE PIGS
PIGS ARE MEAT
MEAT IS FOOD
NO MORE NO LESS

Podcast


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The Inner Pig Song
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
I Must Eat The Pig play_arrow
I Must Eat The Pig
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
Taste You With Wine play_arrow
Taste You With Wine
Longpig and the Femcans | 2016
Eat Yourself Pig #EYP play_arrow
Eat Yourself Pig #EYP
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
Open Season play_arrow
Open Season
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
Onto The SPit play_arrow
Onto The Spit
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
On Their Bones play_arrow
On Their Bones
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
Call on You play_arrow
Call On You
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
Juicy Pig Meat play_arrow
Juicy Pig Meat
Longpig and the Femcans | 2016
And Another Pig Will Come play_arrow
And Another Pig Will Come
Longpig and the Femcans | 2017
Flesh for the Table play_arrow
Flesh For The Table
Longpig and the Femcans | 2016

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