Long before she claimed The Human Farm as her kingdom, young Femcan Lana, in her early twenties, took justice into her own hands—or rather, her own teeth. The story begins behind her childhood apartment, where Lana found herself face-to-face with a man she despised. He was cruel, vile, and a threat to everything she valued. He was a bad man—and he deserved what was coming.
Her plan was chillingly simple: to consume him bite by bite, keeping him alive as long as possible to savor her revenge. She started with his arm, tearing into his flesh with primal fury. But he managed to escape, dragging himself into the woods, where he thought he might survive. He was wrong.
Lana hunted him through the shadows, her hunger and hatred driving her forward. When she caught him, she built a roaring campfire in the woods, butchered him on the spot, and cooked him piece by piece under the stars. January 19th marks the night Lana had her first feast—a hunt, a meal, and an act of vengeance that would shape her destiny.
The River Wheel freezes over for a Femcan-only ice skating party. Watch piggies run for their lives on the slippery surface while you laugh and enjoy warm stew by the fire.
The snow melts, and the Pigpen heats up. Join us for our first outdoor butchery of the year, featuring spit-roasted piggies over open flames.
Celebrate the founding of the Human Farm with a feast of epic proportions. All pigs are eligible for “special processing.”
Celebrate the arrival of spring with piggie races. Femcans shoot arrows at the pigs as they scurry to survive. Don’t miss the “Best Squealer” competition at the Pigpen!
Forget eggs. Join the Femcans as they hunt runaway piggies through the woods. The first pig caught gets slow-roasted at the Chopping Block.
Femcans play topless volleyball while piggies flail and squeal in the water. The River Wheel turns for entertainment as runaway piggies are dragged to shore. Enjoy fresh BBQ on the banks.
A day of nonstop slaughter. Piggies will compete in challenges to earn “extra minutes” before meeting their end at the chopping block.
The first Friday the 13th of the year brings terror and heat to the Human Farm. Femcans will bathe in the blood of their prey while piggies scream under the summer sun. The River Wheel will churn as the riverside is transformed into a slaughter zone.
As autumn arrives, the Femcans embrace the unlucky number with an event dedicated to chaos and carnage. The Harvest of Screams features endless butcheries, feasting, and horrifying games that will leave no piggy unscathed.
Piggies are paraded, auctioned, and slaughtered. Femcans take turns at the cleaver, choosing their cuts fresh from the block.
Trick or treat? You’ll wish it was candy. The pigs will don costumes before their demise, and guests can enjoy horrifying “carnival” games like “Pin the Cleaver on the Piggy.”
Give thanks for the bounty of meat. Femcans will share their “harvest” with live cooking demos at the Barn. Don’t forget to RSVP—you may be added to the menu.
Ring in the New Year with an unforgettable dinner. The most obedient piggy of the year will be crowned “Pig of Honor”—before being carved at the Chopping Block.
This isn’t your average farm. Guests may enter as spectators, but there’s a 0% chance of going home. Pigs will be slaughtered live, and you might just be next. Tickets are non-refundable—and non-transferable, should you find yourself “invited to dinner.”
See you at The Human Farm—if you dare.
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