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Longpig and the Femcans is a horror-themed band that dives deep into the dark and twisted world of piggiesā€”fans who embrace the idea of being trained, serving, and eventually “eaten” as part of the story the music tells. Their name reflects this theme: “longpig” is an old term for human meat, and “femcans” stands for female cannibals. Together, it paints a grim picture of power, submission, and transformation, which forms the backbone of their music.

The bandā€™s songs take place in “The Human Farm,” a fictional, creepy setting where piggies go through stages of training, obedience, and their ultimate fate. The lyrics explore the piggies’ journeyā€”starting with their capture or submission, their psychological transformation as they are trained to accept their role, and finally, their preparation for consumption. Each song acts like a chapter in a dark story, with vivid, unsettling lyrics that sometimes feel like theyā€™re directly addressing the listener, pulling them into the piggiesā€™ world.

The band doesnā€™t stick to one musical style because their stories demand variety. Songs about intense moments, like the piggies realizing their fate, might have heavy, aggressive metal riffs, while tracks focused on eerie, psychological manipulation lean into haunting ambient sounds or industrial beats. Tracks describing preparation or rituals might include eerie folk influences or experimental sounds that make you feel like youā€™re part of a sinister ceremony.

Events & Festivities

Blood Moon Bash (Every Lunar Eclipse)

Witness the Femcans at their wildest. The barn turns into a slaughterhouse party, complete with sacrifices under the eerie red glow of the moon.

New Year's "Chop Drop" (January 1st)

Start the year with a bang (and a butcher's cleaver). Watch as the first pig of the year gets prepped for the smoker at midnight.

February 10th ā€“ Blood on Ice

The River Wheel freezes over for a Femcan-only ice skating party. Watch piggies run for their lives on the slippery surface while you laugh and enjoy warm stew by the fire.

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